Cyber Monday: Woke-Free Christmas Gift Guide

This Christmas season feels different, doesn’t it? 

There’s just something in the air. Feelings of joy, prosperity, even a tinge of hope. It has a lot to do with Donald Trump’s landslide win earlier this month – and the sense of relief we all feel considering the alternative. But that’s not the only reason for celebrating. Conservatives have been on an upswing lately, not just in politics, but in the culture more generally. 

Case in point: it’s no longer social suicide to wear a MAGA hat while sipping from a Leftist tears tumbler in public. Heck, you might even get a high-five or two.

Maybe it has something to do with the Bud Light boycott that cost one of America’s major beer brands more than $1 billion. Or seeing exposes like “What Is a Woman?” and “Am I Racist?,” which led to the cult of gender ideology collapsing while DEI grifters fled social media in shame. Elon Musk purchased X and allowed free speech to reign once again. Major corporations started ditching their woke initiatives right and left.

It feels good to win for once. But the fight is far from over. To keep this upward trajectory going, conservatives have got to keep supporting companies whose values align with their own. That means shopping for Christmas gifts at companies that still say “Merry Christmas,” for example.

Good news – our merch is better than the competitor’s anyway. And whoever is on the receiving end of your gift will be doubly thankful to know that extra thought was put into where it came from.

For the ultimate anti-woke gift options, look no further than Jeremy’s Razors. The entire brand was founded on the premise that brands with progressive values don’t deserve conservative consumer dollars. It’s been a massive success ever since, proving that high-quality, woke-free shave, hair, and body essentials practically sell themselves. While the progressive grinches running woke corporations are tearing down traditions, Jeremy’s Razors is here to help you save them! Save 30% and get woke-free gifts for every self-respecting man and woman on your list. 

The perfect woke-free stocking stuffer? Jeremy’s Precision 5 1-Year Bundle. It’s all the blades a man needs to conquer stubble and progressive bull$#!& for a full 365 days. The bundle includes Jeremy’s ergonomic handle made for superior control and durability, 25 Precision 5 blade refills with Argan oil and aloe lubrication plus precision trimmers for details and edges. Stock up for young men in college or any man with no time for PC nonsense.

Treat Dad or that conservative uncle to the ultimate woke-free arsenal. Go all out with Jeremy’s full line of men’s personal care essentials included in the Victory Bundle. Kick woke out of any man’s bathroom, keeping their values and health in mind so they can look and feel their best.

Shopping for a freedom-loving lady in your life? The newly launched Women’s Mega Bundle is here to keep her skin smooth and values unbothered. The bundle includes shave and shower essentials from Jeremy’s women’s line including a women’s razor made for women who know what a woman is, shave cream, moisturizing body wash & lotion, plus the iconic Leftist Tears Tumbler.

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Finally, for those on your list who are either fans of Michael Knowles or appreciate genuine commitment to tradition and excellence, look no further than Mayflower Premium Handmade Cigars. The holidays are a time to slow down and savor moments shared with those who matter most. This year, make those moments extraordinary with Mayflower. From the milder Mayflower Dawn to bolder Mayflower Dusk, each blend is thoughtfully crafted for conversation and contemplation. You can save 10% (Mayflower’s biggest deal since its founding) if you order now with code “HOLIDAY.”

For those on your list with an affinity for savoring deep conversation, assortments and 15-count boxes are what they need under the tree. Check out the top-selling 8-Cigar assortment, a classic sampler perfect for anyone who wishes to sample both the Mayflower Dawn and Mayflower Dusk blends across various sizes and keep the conversation going. 

Know someone who’s always ready for a premium cigar? Mayflower’s XIKAR® accessories make exceptional additions to anyone’s arsenal. The Mayflower XIKAR® Xi2 Cigar Cutter, elevates the experience of cigar novices and connoisseurs alike. Masterfully crafted to feel comfortable in the hand and easy to use, this double-guillotine cutter is designed to deliver a perfect cut every time, beautifully preserving Mayflower’s quality to ensure the ideal smoking experience. Once perfectly cut, every cigar needs an even lighting regards of the Mayflower XIKAR® Linea Torch Lighter. The Linea provides dependable flames and is simple to operate, making it a great choice for everyday carry.

Give the gift of unrushed excellence this holiday season. Create your moment at MayflowerCigars.com. You must be 21 years or older to order. Some exclusions apply.

Tired of big corporations pushing their progressive agenda? The Daily Wire Shop is your conservative gift headquarters. Get gifts from your favorite podcasts that exist to fight the Left and give a voice to the kinds of values that America was founded upon. Score up to 70% off, grab exclusive holiday bundles, and get the perfect stocking stuffers from your favorite Daily Wire hosts.

Help any fan of Matt Walsh on your list troll the Left with the Matt Walsh Superfan Bundle. Each bundle includes the all new Am I Racist? Party Game inspired by Matt’s #1 documentary of the decade, the “My Pronouns are Chef/Chef-Self Apron”, a Johnny the Walrus Book and Walrus plushie, What is a Woman? by Matt Walsh, and the Leftist Tears Tumbler to collect all the left-wing waterworks this amazon gift is sure to trigger.

Be the life of your Christmas parties with Michael Knowles’s Yes or No: The Game and its expansion packs! Covering topics ranging from politics, religion, philosophy, culture, conspiracies, and more, you can see how well you know your loved ones and put how well they know you to the test!

Anyone on your list rejoicing in the deluge caused by the recent election? The Leftist Tears Truffle Tumbler is a solid gift for anyone still basking in the warm glow of November 5th!

With great gift options from Daily Wire exclusive items, there’s something for everyone! Conservative uncles, friends, neighbors, and even that guy from work who jokes about HR’s latest D.E.I. training. Get gifts that show everyone on your list just how well you know them.

Live free and smell fancy with The Candle Club. Started by a mom who refused to be silenced by cancel culture, The Candle Club is now America’s premier conservative candle company. Get 30% off EVERY hand-poured candle that supports real family values with premium, toxin-free fragrances and ingredients. With nine unique brands including exclusive Daily Wire host collaborations with Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, and Brett Cooper, The Candle Club is making the season bright. Find perfect gifts for anyone who cherishes quality, family, and tradition.

For fans of Michael Knowles, the Sharp Dressed Man Bundle is the perfect introduction to his collection offering 4 instant classics: Crème de la Crème with sweet cream and spices, PSL (Pumpkin Spice Latte), Wise Man bearing frankincense and myrrh, and the bundle exclusive Blue Suede Shoes with smooth notes of warm suede and tobacco.

From The Candle Club’s premium brand Stella Rosina, the Christmas Cheer 3-Candle Set is a taste of luxury in a giftable trio. Featuring three miniature candles, the set includes Cranberry Mistletoe (cranberry, & pine), Cookies for Santa (cinnamon-spiced sugar cookies), and Deck the Halls (orange zest & evergreen) nestled in a gorgeous, white gift box finished with festive red ribbon (see site for gift presentation).

This Christmas already gave us such a big gift with an incoming administration that could change the course of history over the next four years. Keep the momentum going by supporting the conservative movement and shopping businesses that share your values.

It’s time for a woke-free Christmas. Let’s make it a season to remember for all the right reasons.

Jeremy’s Razors, Mayflower Cigars, and The Candle Club share common ownership with The Daily Wire.