Hezbollah asks U.S. for advice on how to govern with a dead leader

'Ibadi has been sending texts to high-ranking members of President Biden's cabinet'

Oct 1, 2024 - 18:28
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Hezbollah asks U.S. for advice on how to govern with a dead leader
Joe Biden appears to fall asleep during opening remarks at the COP26 United Nations Climate Conference in Glasgow, Scotland, Nov. 1, 2021. (Video screenshot)

BERUIT — Following the death of their leader Hassan Nasrallah, members of the militant group Hezbollah asked the U.S. for advice on how to govern with a dead leader.

“Following the demise of our great ruler Nasrallah at the hands of those Israeli pigs, we here at Hezbollah need to know how to run our organization with a dead leader,” Omar Ibadi told the press. “We have reached out to leaders in the United States to ask how they can govern their own people with a dead president still in office.”

U.S. officials say Ibadi has been sending texts to high-ranking members of President Biden’s cabinet for guidance on how to run a large organization of people and govern many different groups even while the leader is deceased.

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Fibis I am just an average American. My teen years were in the late 70s and I participated in all that that decade offered. Started working young, too young. Then I joined the Army before I graduated High School. I spent 25 years in, mostly in Infantry units. Since then I've worked in information technology positions all at small family owned companies. At this rate I'll never be a tech millionaire. When I was young I rode horses as much as I could. I do believe I should have been a cowboy. I'm getting in the saddle again by taking riding lessons and see where it goes.