The DNC Begins: Free Abortions And Vasectomies, Plus Hamas!

The DNC is beginning.

Do you feel the joy yet? This campaign is a forced march. It is Mao’s Long March.

But, on Monday, we are going to get “unity.” They’re going to attempt to obscure the fact they took the president of the United States — the actual nominee — out back and beheaded him politically. They’re going to try to make you forget they put him in hospice care and shot him up with a little too much morphine just to ease his passing. They’re going to forget about all that. They’re going to give him the gold watch, wheel out his corpse, and then pass him out the back door.

We’ve already had some indicators of what the DNC is going to look like: You can get a free abortion at the DNC.

No, I’m not kidding.

According to the New York Post:

Attendees at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago will have the opportunity to get a free abortion or vasectomy just blocks away from the event — and vasectomy appointments are filling up fast. … Medication abortions are reportedly available on both days, with vasectomies being exclusively offered Monday, according to The New York Times.

Don’t let me get in the way of you Democratic men sterilizing yourselves. If this is what you choose to do, then let me not be any obstacle to you removing further generations of your family line.

In addition to the mobile clinic, another group called Americans for Contraception is going to erect an 18-foot tall inflatable intrauterine device (IUD) named “Frieda Womb.” Get it? They’re freeing the womb of babies.

Idolatry takes many forms.

The actual schedule for the DNC lineup starts Monday night, the theme of which is called “for the people.” That’s hugely ironic, as literally no one voted for Kamala Harris.

Feel the joy yet?

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So, the actual president of the United States, Joe Biden, Dr. Jill, and the former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will speak. I love they’re just shuttling Hillary to Monday night, saying, “Ok, everybody whom we hate and want to go away on the stage: Hillary Clinton, come on up!”

There will also be a welcome from Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, who has locked all of the medicine cabinets at the local CVS to make sure nobody steals any of the medications.

Tuesday will be “a bold vision for America’s future,” featuring former President Obama — because, when you think “forward,” you think of the president who left office in 2016. Michelle Obama is going to speak as well because she is a black woman and that means that she must speak, according to the laws of intersectionality. “Second Gentleman” Doug Emhoff will speak, but not his nanny. Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker will give the night’s welcome from the rotund.

Wednesday’s theme, “a fight for our freedoms,” will feature vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz, who shut down the entire state of Minnesota for COVID and the funding of rioting.

Sure. That’s what I think of when I think of freedom.

What they really mean is “freedom to schtoop.” Former President Clinton, who is very much into the freedom to schtoop, will speak, as will Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, who has presided over more transportation failures over the course of the last three and a half years than any time in modern American history. No one even noticed when he went on paternity leave because he’s so incompetent.

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You have to feel sorry for the other members of the Biden cabinet. Their big sin is not being gay.

Imagine being Gina Raimondo, the Secretary of Commerce, who is likely thinking, “Why don’t I get to speak?”

“Well, Gina, you are straight. So that’s going to be a ‘no’ on that.”

Thursday’s “for our future” theme will be the night Kamala Harris accepts the convention’s nomination for president. Other speakers will include Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, who will be pitching his new book, “Anti-Semitism: How I Did It”; House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries; and former President Carter’s grandson, Jason Carter.

That’s great. Go ahead; bring up specters of the past like Jimmy Carter.

Axios reported, “The stairs at the delegate entrance will say ‘History Is In Your Hands’ — a quote from Biden’s Oval Office address on July 24. As delegates arrive on Monday ahead of Biden’s speech, digital signage in the United Center will say: ‘History is in your hands’ and ‘Spread the faith.’”

By “spread the faith,” they do not mean Christianity or anything Biblically-related. “Spread the faith” means 18-foot statues of IUDs.

And, of course, the DNC will feature pro-Hamas demonstrators from the pro-Hamas wing of the Democratic Party, to which Harris wishes to appeal. The Associated Press reported on Saturday:

During a campaign trip to Michigan last week, Harris met with Abdullah Hammoud, the 34-year-old mayor of Dearborn, a Detroit suburb that has the largest number of Arab Americans of any city in the United States.

On Sunday, Breitbart followed up the AP’s reporting, explaining she’s in the backroom negotiating with the pro-Hamas crowd:

Vice President Kamala Harris secretly met last week with the radical, antisemitic mayor of Dearborn, Michigan, in an effort to court Muslim- and Arab-American voters. The meeting was reported by the Associated Press, buried within an article published on Saturday about the so-called ‘uncommitted’ group of voters, particularly in Michigan, who are trying to push the Democratic Party into an openly anti-Israel position.

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On the evening of October 7, the day Hamas murdered over 1,200 Israelis, Hammoud tweeted:

Israel’s decades of illegal military occupation and imprisonment of Gaza make peace impossible and tragic violence inevitable.

Jillian Kay Melchior, a member of the Wall Street Journal editorial board, noted:

The anti-Israel crowd has united with radical environmentalists and antipolice activists who have spent years honing unlawful tactics, which include setting up encampments, vandalizing property, brawling with the cops and “de-arresting” their comrades—physically intervening to prevent an arrest, including by pulling someone away from the police. They spent the last school year sharing their peculiar expertise with college students, and they’ve been core participants in this summer’s protests in New York City and elsewhere.

If Republicans are confronted by pro-Hamas protesters, they tell them they’re jerks and a waste of oxygen. But if pro-Hamas protesters go up to Democrats, the Democrats immediately begin kowtowing to them and asking what they can do to make them feel better.

The DNC: as American as apple pie.