10 differences between Harris and Biden

The president 'could be drunk, but there's no way to tell'

Oct 10, 2024 - 18:28
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10 differences between Harris and Biden
Joe Biden shares a lighter moment with Kamala Harris in the Oval Office, Monday, May 9, 2022, after a Rose Garden event on lowering costs and expanding access to the internet through the Affordable Connectivity Program, part of the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law. (Official White House photo by Adam Schultz)

Poor Kamala has struggled during interviews to think of any differences between herself and President Biden, so the Babylon Bee has graciously decided to help her out! Here is a helpful list of the ten clear, distinct differences between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden:

Kamala Harris: Brain-dead.

Joe Biden: Actually dead.

Kamala Harris: Slept her way to the top.

Joe Biden: Sleeping while he’s at the top.

Kamala Harris: Could possibly be next president, but it’s not a sure thing.

Joe Biden: Could possibly be our current president, but it’s not a sure thing.

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Fibis I am just an average American. My teen years were in the late 70s and I participated in all that that decade offered. Started working young, too young. Then I joined the Army before I graduated High School. I spent 25 years in, mostly in Infantry units. Since then I've worked in information technology positions all at small family owned companies. At this rate I'll never be a tech millionaire. When I was young I rode horses as much as I could. I do believe I should have been a cowboy. I'm getting in the saddle again by taking riding lessons and see where it goes.