‘Epstein Files’ Song Drops, Brought To You By The Dem Who Thought Guam Would Tip Over

Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) offered up a video that he advertised as “ear candy” on Monday — a clip of himself playing guitar and singing in falsetto about the late convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, demanding that Republicans release the “files” in which Democrats previously had no interest whatsoever.

Johnson, perhaps best known for his concern that increasing the American military presence on the Pacific island of Guam would cause it to “capsize,” captioned the video simply, “Release the Epstein files.”

WATCH:

Release the Epstein Files. pic.twitter.com/I3ERwzLsIS

— Rep. Hank Johnson (@RepHankJohnson) July 15, 2025

Offering “some more ear candy or perhaps an ear ache,” Johnson began to play the guitar and sing in falsetto, “Epstein died by suicide, believe that and you must be blind. You’ve been telling us you’d release the files, but where are they?”

“We’ve gone along with what’s been told, you’ve had plenty of time, you’re in control, but now you say you will withhold the Epstein files,” he continued, claiming that President Donald Trump’s administration was intentionally withholding information. Trump, along with Attorney General Pam Bondi, have maintained that the alleged “files” do not contain, as many suspected, a client list or evidence that Epstein was blackmailing celebrities and prominent political figures.

“Dreamsicle on a summer night in a folding lawn chair,” Johnson sang, “Trump’s howling at the moon, release the Epstein files soon.”

Critics were not impressed with Johnson’s musical offering, however.

“I need to meet the hero convincing all the Dems that cringey guitar videos are a good idea,” John Hasson posted.

I need to meet the hero convincing all the Dems that cringey guitar videos are a good idea https://t.co/SAcyG0EVIs

— John Hasson (@SonofHas) July 15, 2025

“There really is no better example of how our Government is run by soulless clowns than the fact that Democrats never cared at all about Epstein or justice for his victims until they felt it could be used as a political weapon against Trump,” Jason Howerton added.

There really is no better example of how our Government is run by soulless clowns than the fact that Democrats never cared at all about Epstein or justice for his victims until they felt it could be used as a political weapon against Trump. https://t.co/WFau6Af4VG

— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) July 15, 2025

“Democrats pulling at the Epstein string unraveling MAGA have progressed from filing resolutions to performing songs,” Emily Brooks posted.

Democrats pulling at the Epstein string unraveling MAGA have progressed from filing resolutions to performing songs https://t.co/ihlXQWfBMu

— Emily Brooks (@emilybrooksnews) July 15, 2025

“The media must be PISSED that it has to go from mocking/dismissing the Epstein files crap to now treating it as a Serious Issue because Democrats decided to go BlueAnon,” another added.

The media must be PISSED that it has to go from mocking/dismissing the Epstein files crap to now treating it as a Serious Issue because Democrats decided to go BlueAnon. https://t.co/lZqWVlF74U

— Sunny (@sunnyright) July 15, 2025

See Johnson’s comments on Guam here: