It’s Norming In America. Feels Different, Doesn’t It?

You knew it was coming. You woke up and the sun seemed a little brighter.

The birds are singing. Planes are flying — mostly full of gang members headed to their new, secure home in El Salvador. Yes, things are returning to normal.

It’s Norming in America.

So go ahead, touch some grass. As Ben Shapiro likes to say, “The era of weird is over and the era of the normie is back.”

And to celebrate Norming in America, we put together this neat video for you.

Today, we’re actually arresting shoplifters and fewer businesses are being burned down. All over America, pronouns are being dropped from bios. Men are (still) not having babies. And fewer drag queens are flashing their genitals at children.

What is Norming in America, you ask? Easy.

It’s the return of the word “illegal.” It’s Tom Homan on CNN citing chapter and verse of America’s legal code.

It’s leaving “wokeness and weakness” behind at the Pentagon. And it’s the sound of federal employees scattering as “Big Balls” from DOGE enters the building.

It’s the return of the Easter Bunny to the White House lawn instead of the trans guy flashing his chest for the camera.

It’s a press secretary who makes sense when she speaks. And it’s trying to keep up with a president who only needs three hours of sleep to make it through the day compared to a president who needed three naps.

It’s the return of biological reality and the removal of men from women’s sports and female prisons.

It’s America feeling like America again.

So join us, and let’s never go back to those weird, angry, divisive times again.