New Google Christmas Ad Features Dude Dressed Like A Lady

Oh, Google. Have you learned nothing? Has your marketing department failed to read the room?

An Instagram post sponsored by one of the world’s largest tech companies is woefully woke, despite consumers consistently indicating that this type of marketing isn’t effective. 

We all know that “pulling a Bud Light” is now recognized as committing a misstep in marketing and potentially costing your company more than $1 billion, all in the hopes of impressing a tiny fraction of your customer base who thinks men cosplaying as women is a good idea. But still, the marketing team at Google has decided to risk it all for a dude wearing women’s clothing. 

In the ad, influencer Cyrus Veyssi laments his dry skin. “I’m so dry,” he pouts while looking at his reflection. “This winter dryness is not it, especially when I have so many holiday looks to pull off. Thankfully, I know just the thing.”

The scene cuts to Veyssi searching his phone for skincare products on Google. “And it’s in stock nearby!” he exclaims. “Hydrated skin is a gift to everyone, no wrapping needed,” he continues while walking through a store. “Happy holidays to me!”

Christmas ad from Google. Dear Lord.pic.twitter.com/O6ML2Li9c4

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) December 11, 2024

Reactions online have not been good. 

“Google is canceling women. Bizarre marketing strategy,” one person replied.

“My ideology is whatever is necessary to stop this bulls***. I’m tired of this,” another person wrote.

Veyssi is an interesting ad partner for Google, especially in light of what happened when Bud Light chose Dylan Mulvaney to push their product. The social media influencer, who identifies as non-binary and uses they/them pronouns, has over one million followers across TikTok and Instagram combined. 

In one TikTok video, Veyssi talks down to men by imploring them to use Bounty (Procter & Gamble) and Windex (SC Johnson) to clean their hair out of the sink post-shave, insisting that it makes them “masculine” and “super strong.” He delivers this plea while wearing bright red lipstick and a low-cut tank top that shows off his chest hair.

It’s a damn shame. It’s also a mistake that Jeremy’s has never and will never make when it comes to marketing personal care products for both men and women personal care products. If all of this exhausts you, there’s some good news. Jeremy’s makes razors for both men and women. The brand-new women’s razor line of products includes razors, shave cream, lotion, and body wash. And you can bundle and save 30% plus receive a Leftist Tears tumbler with the Mega Bundle. Or pick up the Precision 5 Razor, for men who know the difference between a man and a woman. In the world of Jeremy’s, there are men, and there are women, and that elusive in-between doesn’t exist.

It’s not bigotry; it’s not erasure. It’s just reality.

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Bud Light must regret putting Mulvaney in their ads. It’s time for other companies to realize that this type of nonsense isn’t working anymore. 

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