I Watched The Communist Make 9/11 Jokes So You Don’t Have To

Hasan Piker, it seems, isn’t going anywhere. The woke Left and Hollywood’s professional clickbait enablers cannot stop booking this hirsute gopher on their shows, which means that, to my chagrin, I must occasionally watch his mind-numbing dog dung with the opposite enthusiasm. Someone has to warn audiences what’s coming down the pipeline if we don’t nip this garbage in the bud now. You’re welcome.

Last week, Piker, a self-styled communist and vulgar freakshow who earns his living on the streaming platform Twitch, where he garbles on for 12 hours a day about some of the worst things known to man, appeared on a popular satirical show hosted by Ziwerekoru Fumudoh, better known as Ziwe.

After watching it, I can say with complete certainty that America is screwed, and the five sane members of society we have left should dig an underground bunker and camp out until the next flood washes these freaks away.

Kidding. Mostly. It was awful, but there were moments when the sheer ridiculousness shone through, illuminating how ludicrous the far-Left, Lenin-lite agenda is and how foolish we would be to let it take over.

Ziwe typically peppers her guests with pointed, awkward questions that leave them (and the audience) squirming in confusion. She did a decent job making this Mao-wannabe buffoon uncomfortable, though she ultimately agrees with most of what he vomited out. Usually her questions expose how absurd and lobotomized society has become. This time the mirror was pointed at him, and Hasan had to pretend he was in on the joke when, the entire time, he was the punchline.

“You kind of look like a communist,” she said to the bear in the Mao-style costume.

“Thank you.” He replied. “I got this in China. It’s the only tailored suit I own.” I’m sure his mother is so proud.

She then told him to stand and face the camera and directed him to squat, so he could show off his diabolical garb, honoring the man responsible for tens of millions of deaths. As he sat back down, Hasan said, “I have to slut myself out a bit.” She asked what that meant. “Be a little slutty,” he said. Cue 10 seconds of excruciating silence.

Then she asked, “Did you always want to be a champagne socialist?” He answered yes. She followed up: “You once said, ‘let the streets soak in red capitalist blood.’ How was the Oscar party this year?” He reported it was “weird” and that his favorite guest was Hudson Williams, a star of Heated Rivalry. Y’know, the show with zero plot and infinite gay sex?

Sigh. Men used to go to war.

She then parroted a Karl Marx line in mocking fashion: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. You live in a $2.7 million house. Why are your needs more important than those of 90%  of other Californians?” He responded, “I think housing should be free.”

So sweet. What would be even sweeter is if this blubbering raccoon would give his mansion away for free to the less privileged, or the homeless, or the illegals. Why hasn’t he done that? Unless he’d rather complain in perpetuity than do anything of value.

After nine more nauseating minutes of Ziwe hitting Piker with questions ranging from “How does it feel to be a gay sex symbol?” to “Do you lean into queerbaiting for money?” to “Did you straight up have butt sex?” she finally lobbed a hard-hitting journalistic question: “You lived in Turkey for the first 18 years of your life. Do you consider yourself a proud American?”

He answered no, because he’s a citizen of the world. Breathtaking commentary. Churchill would weep.

From there, the interview devolved into a lightning round of lunacy. He announced his dream is a full-blown United Soviet Republic of the United States. Asked which dog he’d electrocute if he had to pick one, he chose the PAW Patrol cop dog. Only the police one. “It would be fun,” he said. Fabulous. He also volunteered that Americans can be jailed for up to 10 years for staying in any Cuban hotel outside the four Havana hotels, one of which he stayed in. This came right after a round of “F*ck, Marry, Kill,” in which he would sleep with socialism, marry communism, and kill capitalism.

Remind me again, what style of governance does Cuba fall under? And how is their electrical grid holding up?

Somewhere in the chaos, he conceded there is a time and place for revolution and “labor militancy, but we’re not there yet.” He also mentioned that he once visited a brothel in Germany for the buffet. Because, of course, he did.

Then, as Ziwe said, “Let’s land this plane,” Piker wrapped up the interview with the punchline: a joke about 9/11. “That’s what Mohamed Atta said.” You know, Atta, the ringleader who flew American Airlines Flight 11 into the North Tower of the World Trade Center, the opening act of an attack that killed 2,977 people.

At the end, everyone in the studio clapped for this man the Left has chosen as its spokesman.

I undeniably have fewer brain cells now than when I started this mind-melting trash.

And it was just that — the same old trash he always spews, until he served up a fresh 9/11 joke. And Ziwe treated it as charming.

The Left will scream that the Right is barbaric for wanting to execute the terrorist who killed 13 American service members at Fort Hood, then won’t so much as flinch when their avatar jokes about the ringleader of an attack that killed thousands. They don’t flinch; they grin, all while championing a set of ideas that has reliably produced poverty, surveillance, and body counts every time it’s been tried.

They trot the poison-filled Trojan horse inside with glee.

And the danger here isn’t that one overweight Twitch host will personally seize the means of production. As Dinesh D’Souza argues, this brand of politics isn’t about doing the work yourself. It’s about commandeering what the productive have built and handing it to the state, which looks a whole lot more like fascism than any workers’ paradise. The real danger is that a sizable slice of culture has decided this stuff is funny, moral, or inevitable, and that anyone who finds it alarming is a MAGA buzzkill. They usher in the project with a smile, a live audience, and cheeky editing, all while lounging on pink couch cushions.

As for Ziwe, whose parents were born in Nigeria, a country where militants have slaughtered thousands of civilians, I can’t decide what is more grossly impressive: that she can giggle beside a man dressed as a mass murderer, or that she kept a straight face while he joked about one. The duality of women.

I joke about building that bunker, but if this is any indication of the future, the flood is coming. Might be time to start laying that foundation.

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