Hunter Biden ‘Offended’ By UFC At The White House. Joe’s South Lawn Had A Man Flashing Fake Breasts.

Embattled former first son Hunter Biden published a lengthy critique of President Donald Trump’s White House celebrations ahead of America’s 250th birthday — particularly the UFC fight that took place on the South Lawn on Sunday.

Biden’s father, former President Joe Biden, hosted a White House LGBTQ Pride celebration during which a trans-identifying man flashed his fake breasts on the South Lawn — but Hunter Biden argued that it was the UFC fight that crossed the line, disgracing the people’s house.

Biden’s comments were a direct response to podcaster Joe Rogan, who had taken part in the White House events that night, after he welcomed anyone who had a problem with the UFC fight there to “shut the f*ck up.”

“Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House,” Biden wrote in an X post.

He began by praising the UFC for building a great brand, saying that the organization itself had nothing to do with his distaste for the event.

“For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that,” he said. “And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.”

“My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred,” he added without a trace of irony. “And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment. The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people.”

Biden went on to argue that Trump was treating the White House like his own personal and private “Colosseum” and complained that he had held the UFC fight at the White House specifically to show the American people that he believed he could do anything he wanted with the property.

“To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for. This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This ‘celebration’ could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it. But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point,” Biden complained. “By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is: ‘This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.'”

“The fights,” Biden insisted, “were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.”

“The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar,” Biden concluded, adding in his postscript that he was still down for a “cage match” with Donald Trump Jr., so long as it took place “anywhere but the South Lawn.”

Adding a twist of irony, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton issued a similar statement as the UFC fights began, as she reminded everyone that the White House belonged to the people and should be respected by the presidents who had only a temporary residence there: “It’s not his house. It’s our house.”

Clinton was immediately reminded that her husband, former President Bill Clinton, had shown his respect for the people’s house by carrying on an affair with an intern in the Oval Office.