Hunter Biden’s White House Cocaine Excuse Actually Tracks

Hunter Biden, the embattled son of former President Joe Biden, finally weighed in on the cocaine that was discovered in the White House while his father was president.

Biden posted a video on Monday announcing that he had officially been sober for seven years, prompting a slew of responses on X. Some congratulated him for reaching the milestone, while others questioned whether he was telling the truth.

“Bullsh*t. That was your bag of coke in the White House,” one said.

“It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs,” Biden replied.

But it didn’t end there.

Biden shared a second video on Tuesday about gratitude, saying that true gratitude could only be reached when people were able to be grateful for the bad along with the good — and then went on to explain that he was grateful for his past struggles with addiction because they’d laid him bare (literally) and made him better able to “connect” with people.

“I’m grateful that I was a crack addict,” he said. “And I don’t say that with the slightest bit of irony or bullsh*t. It has given me to me right here.”

He went on to say that he was able to reach this kind of gratitude because his addiction had resulted in everything being “taken away” from him.

“All that addiction took away from me, and then all that the consequences took away from me, any sense of me being better than anyone … I get to approach you and you get to see all of me,” he added, poking fun at himself and the nude photos that went public with the discovery of his abandoned laptop.

“You get to see the nude pictures, you get to see me in grief, you get to see me at my worst,” he said.

One person responded to the video on X with the comment, “Crack head. I’m sure it was your coke in the White House. Embarrassment you are. You belong behind bars. Loser.”

Biden fired back, saying, “I was most definitely a crack head. It most definitely was not mine. You can’t embarrass me anymore. And you have a nice day, my friend.”

I was most definitely a crack head. It most definitely was not mine. You can’t embarrass me anymore. And you have a nice day my friend.

— Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) June 2, 2026

Less than a gram of cocaine was found in a heavily trafficked area of the White House near the West Wing. It was discovered in July of 2023, and no suspect was ever publicly named.