Inside The Rotten Mind Of The Anti-American Botox-Bimbo Blaming Israel For Everything

Some people look and sound like they were dropped on their heads as babies.

Jennifer (Wench) Welch is one of those people.

On her mind-melting, pinky-themed, worm-brained podcast this week, she declared, with her whole chest, that Israel and the United States are undemocratic, human-rights-violating pieces of dung that deserve to be criticized.

It’s an odd thing to watch a multi-millionaire, Botox-lacquered, middle-aged white woman complain about the governance of two of the freest and most prosperous nations on the planet (one of which she complacently resides in) while romanticizing parts of the world that would rather see her head covered in black garb, or on a stick.

Yet the year is 2026, and we’ve replaced asylums with podcast studios.

Not only is she ridiculously incorrect and deranged, but her position points to something more interesting and more dangerous: proof that the woke Right and the woke Left don’t just meet at the horseshoe’s tips over their hatred of Israel, but in their hatred of America too.

It is not “bullsh*t,” as she says, to call Israel the only democracy in the Middle East. It simply is the only democracy in the Middle East. Here in the West, we take for granted the oceans insulating our eastern and western borders, the weak monarchies to our north, and the weaker basket-case republics to our south. In the Middle East, Israelis live with constant awareness of the threats surrounding their democratic way of life. They sit in a region of roughly 50 Muslim-majority countries that have emptied themselves of Jews in recent decades. In the Arab world, the Jewish population fell from around 825,000 in 1948 to around 5,000 today.

That 99% collapse didn’t stem from sudden wanderlust. It might have something to do with religious leaders and texts calling for the killing of Jews, the elimination of the “Little Satan,” and the eradication of Israel from the river to the sea.

“Little Satan,” however, is a model and ally we should be cheering and supporting. Israel is a parliamentary democracy that has held uninterrupted elections since 1949, seats its Arab minority in parliament, offers universal adult suffrage, and boasts a free press savage enough to routinely tear into its own prime minister, plus a civil society that protests at will.

Compare that to Tehran, Gaza under Hamas, whose last election was 2006, Damascus, or Riyadh, and then ask Ms. Botched Botox who the real democracy is.

I would agree with her that Democracy has been looking a little murky in Liberal America lately. Y’all did just launch a candidate with zero primary votes straight into the nomination, ramped up ballot harvesting (which has a myriad of chain-of-custody problems and wrecks trust in elections), and legitimately fought voter ID as if it were a hate crime … so yeah, we’re not shining as bright as we once did.

But flaws in these democratic systems do not justify nuking these democratic systems built through years of toil, blood, and sweat by our founders. Who exactly is going to come up with an alternative form of government, Jennifer? You? A woman with wisdom, prudence, and the prowess of a corn kernel? No thanks. I’ll keep my shining democracy — a little duller in 2026 because we’ve collectively lost our minds, but a democracy on a hill nonetheless.

She also bemoaned that we and our allies in the Middle East are the real human rights violators. Right. Because we’re the ones using civilians as human shields in wartime, killing 1,200 innocents at a festival and laughing next to their raped and mutilated bodies in the street, gunning down 40,000 protestors for speaking out against the regime, executing men and women for dissent, and stoning gay pe—oh wait. That’s not us. Those are the countries she’s defending. Got it.

I don’t know exactly when the far Left and far Right lost the plot this deep into the forested maze, but it happened, and there is no turning back unless we start calling it out.

No, Israel has not committed genocide in Gaza. It responded to an act of terrorism by targeting terrorists who hide behind human shields, and Gaza’s population has still grown since 2023.

No, October 7 was not “resistance to imperialism.” It was rape, the burning of families, and hostage-taking, without a shred of morality in sight.

No, there was no sovereign state called Palestine in 1948. In fact, an independent Arab Palestinian state has never existed in human history.

No, America is not bankrolling Israel’s entire army and going broke doing it. The peacetime aid package is $3.8 billion a year, almost all of it spent on American-made weapons, which is a rounding error in a $7 trillion budget; Israel still funds the bulk of its own defense.

No, we have not merged our military with theirs. There’s no joint army, no Israeli general running CENTCOM, and no draft sending your kids to Gaza. There’s an alliance, arms sales, intelligence sharing, and a U.S. Navy that also shoots at Houthis, because they don’t just call for the death of Israel. They also call for the death of America.

No, AIPAC does not control our elections, and we are not “Zionist-occupied.” There are roughly 15 million Jews in the entire world, compared to about 2.4 billion Christians, 2 billion Muslims, 400 million Buddhists, and 400 million atheists.

Roughly 2% of the American population is Jewish, and about 1% is Muslim. Around 65% is Christian.

One hundred percent of Americans have personal autonomy over their own lives, wealth, prosperity, and freedoms. Far Left and far Right alike need to sack up, take some responsibility, and quit whining. It’s absurd on the merits, and we already have enough problems to worry about.

Millennial podcasters decrying a government that has stood by our cause throughout all of history, simply because they’re bored and “happily unmarried,” shouldn’t be one of them.

There’s a terror supporter running for Senate in Michigan for goodness sakes.

But obviously, this is the whole point. They welcome this anti-Westernism, anti-Americanism, and pro-terrorism garbage. Scratch a little at the “criticism of Israel,” and you find “hatred of America” underneath, like the worst lottery scratch-off of all time. Because for them, the West is the villain. If you are free and rich and winning, you are the oppressor, and if you are a theocracy that hangs gays and hides behind kids, you’re the oppressed.

Wench, who couldn’t pick Damascus out of a lineup, is not coherently weighing governments; she’s sorting the world into those allowed to dish it out, and those obliged to take it.

America sits at the very top of this horseshoe squad’s hit list, so get ready, because Israel is just the warm-up.

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