Let’s Platten This Graham Cracker

They used to say that theater kids became politicians. Now, for the Democrat party, murderous, Nazi-loving freaks are becoming politicians.

The party that resoundingly elected Jay Jones to Virginia attorney general — a man who texted a colleague that he hoped his opponent’s children would bleed out in their mothers’ arms — and the party that championed an alleged rapist and Chinese-spy-loving farter as a leading candidate for California governor before he dropped out, is now rallying behind Graham Platner for Maine Senate. Platner is currently in hot water for posting about masturbating in porta-potties and gushing over graffiti of the male genitalia.

Yeah. I’ll let you read the “D*ck Art” posts and erotic “Portash*tter” comments yourself.

If the name Graham Platner sounds familiar, it’s because we all know and hate him as the “guy with the Nazi tattoo.” He has since covered up his Totenkopf, the “death’s head” symbol used by the Nazi SS, but the image has already been seared into our brains.

Even if Mainers could look past the blue-eyed, blond-haired, supposed Jew-hater having that particular piece of skin art, they’d still have to clear a few other hurdles. Platner called himself a “communist” in 2021, declared “all cops” were bastards that same year, and used anti-gay slurs in 2018. His high school yearbook named him “most likely to start a revolution.” Last week, he told the New York Times, “We need a political revolution in this country.” Some things never change.

The cherry on top: in 2019, Platner posted a chilling response to a video of American soldier and father of two Ted Daniels being wounded by the Taliban gunfire:

This video never gets old. Dumb motherf*cker didn’t deserve to live. At least his stupidity and fat *ss wheezing are available for all future infantrymen to witness… Poor marksmanship on the Taliban’s part is the only reason this mouthbreather made it home.

The most alarming part: Sens. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), and Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) all lined up behind him anyway. VoteVets, the most influential Democrat-aligned veterans’ political organization, backed him even after those anti-military comments surfaced. This isn’t a glitch. This is the feature.

That does it, Platten that Graham Cracker like a pancake — in the polls.

He can call conservatives “fascists” and white rural Americans “racist” and “stupid.” We’re used to that, but cheering a soldier’s death at the hands of the Taliban is another matter entirely, and apparently, for the Democratic machine, not even a dealbreaker.

And they say Republicans are extreme?

What exactly does this character stand erect for besides phallic art and blue porta-potty water? He’s furious America spent billions of dollars on the Iran war and isn’t “talking about healthcare.” A man who relishes the thought of a wounded American soldier wants to manage your healthcare. The United States already spends $5.8 trillion on it annually. The military consumes only 3% of GDP, and less than 10% of that went to Operation Epic Fury. His platform is the progressive greatest hits: higher taxes, bigger unions, more immigration, larger government, and less enforcement of the rule of law.

His opponent, Senator Susan Collins, the longest-serving female Republican in the Senate and the only GOP member of Congress from New England, has spent decades legislating on behalf of moderate, everyday folk. As the Chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee, Collins has delivered real results for Maine: federal funding, bipartisan legislation, and a temperament that doesn’t include cheering Taliban marksmanship. Losing her seat doesn’t just flip a vote; it hands the Left a gavel.

We get it, Platner. You’re angry at the world, and apparently at yourself. You’re seething with unprocessed trauma and expressing it through grotesque, sexualized hatred. We appreciate your service and genuinely hope you get the help you need, but that help won’t come from leading 1.4 million people, more than half of whom you likely despise based on their race, gender, religion, or ethnicity. Let’s stop rewarding insanity with power and condemn these insane behaviors to small, uninfluential dark chambers.

His primary win in June is all but certain after Gov. Janet Mills dropped out, which shows how full steam ahead the Democrat train is heading toward crazy town. It’s becoming more and more obvious that the Left has a type: unhinged, radical, and propped up by the full weight of the progressive establishment.

Theater kids in Congress were quaint. What the Left is fielding now is a communist with a covered SS tattoo, a porta-potty fetish, and open contempt for the troops his party pretends to honor.

Maine doesn’t need a revolution; it needs normalcy. It needs Susan Collins.