Read Graham Platner’s Demented Joke About Beastiality, Necrophilia, And Incest

Jun 23, 2026 - 11:30
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Read Graham Platner’s Demented Joke About Beastiality, Necrophilia, And Incest

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This is not how I usually start an article, but stop reading if you don’t want a peek inside the demented mind of Graham Platner, the Maine man whom the Democrat Party wants to send to the Senate.

Platner posted the following joke on Reddit in October 2014. Platner has scrubbed the internet of most of his social media commentary, but all of the posts on Reddit were archived by The Maine Monitor.

Writing as P-Hustle, Platner responded to a prompt on Reddit asking for “the most f*cked up, jaw-dropping, offensive joke you know?”

Platner responded with his version of a joke.

“I was eating out my grandmother and it tasted like horse cum,” Platner wrote. “So that’s how she died…”

The post, while shocking, is not surprising. Other Platner posts on the online chat forum include an admission that he feels the urge to masturbate every time he sits in a porta-potty.

“I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portash*tter … that blue water smell conditioned me,” he wrote in March 2017 in a thread on nostalgic military smells.

Platner, in another post, described graffiti of a penis as “beautiful,” “engorged and veiny,” and moving “towards its penetrative glory.”

Platner has deleted his nearly 2,000 comments on Reddit, where sexually explicit posts were only part of the problem. He had also laid out how he “became a communist” on the forum, and praised Hamas for its military tactics, saying, “I dig it.”

In another post, he said a Purple Heart recipient didn’t “deserve to live.”

The Daily Wire has also reported that Platner had an account on Kik, a platform notorious for enabling sexual predators.

His account, similarly named “Phustle0331,” features a profile picture of Platner in just a towel, with his phone used to cover the Nazi tattoo on his chest.

The account on Kik, which has been described as a “predator’s paradise” by the National Center on Sexual Exploitation, was revealed amid reports that Platner’s own wife had told his campaign that he’d exchanged sexually explicit text messages with multiple women.

Platner earlier this month coasted to victory in Maine’s Democratic primary, officially beating out Maine Governor Janet Mills for the slot. He will face Republican incumbent Susan Collins in the general election, attempting to end her nearly three-decade hold on the Senate seat.

Platner remains ahead in the RealClearPolitics polling average, though polling has tightened since he became the nominee.

Platner did not respond to a request for comment on his Reddit post.

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I am just an average American. My teen years were in the late 70s and I participated in all that that decade offered. Started working young, too young. Then I joined the Army before I graduated High School. I spent 25 years in, mostly in Infantry units. Since then I've worked in information technology positions all at small family owned companies. At this rate I'll never be a tech millionaire. When I was young I rode horses as much as I could. I do believe I should have been a cowboy. I'm getting in the saddle again by taking riding lessons and see where it goes.

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