Everyone Go To Aliens.Gov Right Now. Just Trust Us.

Somewhere, a guy wearing a tinfoil hat is having a really tough night.

Anyone who rushed to Aliens.gov on Thursday expecting UFO disclosure was in for a rude awakening. Because the website has nothing to do with extraterrestrials, but rather, illegal immigrants.

The website — which looks like something a guy named Randy would show you at 2 a.m. while explaining what really happened at Area 51 — opens with neon text on a poorly designed background proclaiming “They Walk Among Us.” Only “they” are not little green men, but the countless illegal immigrants who have entered the United States through the southern border.

“They’ve shopped in the same stores, attended the same classes as our children, and lived seemingly normal human existences,” the site reads. “With one exception — they do not belong here.”

“President Trump was the first to call out the real danger Aliens pose to every American family, every community, and the future of our nation,” it continues. “The truth is no longer out there. It is right here. Right now.”

The site contains an interactive map showing immigration arrests around the country, where visitors can search by city, state, alleged crimes, countries of origin, and suspected gang affiliations. The site also includes encounter statistics, enforcement information, and a tip line for reporting suspicious activity.

A running counter of “encounters” at the bottom of the site tracks in real time how many illegals have been apprehended at the southern border.

Perhaps the Fox Mulders of the world are disappointed that this site doesn’t reveal all the secrets of Area 51. But this is just the latest social media coup from a White House that has repeatedly proven it has no problem using memes and viral content to get its serious policy points across to the American people.