The Official Woke-Free Gift Guide For 2025

The holidays are here — and with them, the annual dread of finding gifts that don’t come with a side of corporate virtue-signaling. You know the drill: every purchase is a moral minefield and every brand wants you to know they’re an “ally” (whatever that means this week).

Good news: The Daily Wire’s family of brands exists so you don’t have to give your hard-earned cash to companies that hate you. Whether you’re shopping for Dad, your husband, your kids, or that one uncle who’s somehow still explaining Bitcoin at Thanksgiving, we’ve rounded up the best woke-free gifts that’ll actually make people smile — no apology tour required.

???? Jeremy’s Razors: The Last Razor You’ll Ever Need

Let’s face it — the men in your life deserve razors that don’t back down. Jeremy’s Razors is here to make sure his morning routine stays as smooth as his political convictions. Get up to 50% off Jeremy’s Razors Black Friday sale now.

This season’s lineup:

• The Legendary Bundle – Everything you need for a freedom-fueled shave, shower—everything he needs to look and feel his best: razor handle, blades, shave cream, shampoo, body wash, deodorant, and more. Think of it as the AR-15 of razors plus the rest of the arsenal to go with it— reliable, efficient, and guaranteed to make your bathroom mirror reflection stand taller.
• Precision 5 Razor One Year Supply – A gift that gives woke-free, exceptionally smooth shaves all year long.
• Shave Deal of the Decade – Why stop at 1 year? Get a handle + 2 years of blades and say goodbye to shopping ’til 2027.
• Hair & Body Bundle – Shampoo, Body Wash, & Conditioner. Everything he needs to wash the nonsense down the drain. Made in the USA. 100% woke-free.
• The Women’s Deluxe Bundle – Because women deserve better too. (And because she’s tired of paying extra for pastel.)

And for the love of common sense, don’t wait till Christmas Eve — Jeremy’s is running up to 50% off, free shipping over $100, and limited-edition holiday bundles that even Santa can’t compete with.

???? The Daily Wire Shop: Culture Meets Conservatism

Forget your Amazon cart — it’s time to shop up to 70% off conservative gifts for everyone on your list. The Daily Wire Shop is fully loaded with talent merch, bestselling books, and gifts that trigger all the right people.

Holiday Bestsellers:

• Golden Leftist Tears Tumbler – The world’s greatest beverage vessel has returned, get your before they sell out again!
• Collected Poems of Donald J. Trump – For the literary patriot in your life. (Critics call it “the greatest book since the Bible.” Critics are wrong, but still.)
• Yes or No Game From Michael Knowles – The game that makes Monopoly look like a gender studies class.
• Am I Racist? The Game From Matt Walsh – Spoiler alert: No. You’re just honest.
• Fauxcahontas Statue – The only figurine brave enough to tell the truth about “heritage.”
• Michael Knowles Sweaters – Michael Knowles chose his tailors in New York because they make garments that fit right, feel right, and last. And now, he’s making them available to you.​​ Four classic sweaters made from 100% pure Scottish cashmere and 100% extrafine Italian merino wool. Knit in New York, New York.

Plus, mystery bundles, and the return of the best in gifts from your Daily Wire favorite hosts like Ben Shapiro, Michael Knowles, Matt Walsh, Andrew Klavan, and more.

???? Mayflower Cigars: A Legacy You Can Light

The passion of Mayflower founder Michael Knowles brings premium handmade cigars worth the voyage. Up to 30% off. Use code CHRISTMAS at checkout.

Gifts Worth Crossing Oceans For:

• ALL NEW – Mayflower Trinity 8-Cigar Assortment – For the first time, all three of our signature blends—Mayflower Dawn, Mayflower Dusk, and the double-maduro Mayflower Dream—are available in one refined collection.
• The Captain’s Reserve – Two beautifully giftable vessels offering 14 Mayflower Dawn and Mayflower Dusk Cigars in their Robusto and Toro vitolas. Stocking stuffer? I hardly know her!
• The Original Mayflower 8-Cigar Sampler – Now 30% off. Get the original assortment that launched the voyage complete with Mayflower Dawn and Mayflower Dusk blends.
• Accessory Discounts – Mayflower lighters and travel humidors, because presentation matters, and where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

Use code CHRISTMAS at checkout. Free shipping for all orders $250+.

????️ Up to 50% Off The Candle Club: For God, Country, & Cozy Homes

For the person who lights candles to cover the scent of progressive despair, The Candle Club offers premium scents handpicked by Daily Wire talent. These candles aren’t made by some socialist hipster named Skylar—they’re poured with purpose.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deal: Up to 50% off. Stock up, because sometimes, it’s nice to just burn something without starting a revolution.

???? Responsible Man: Health That Doesn’t Apologize

For the guy who thinks “self-care” means taking the stairs once a week, it’s time to talk about Emerson Premium Men’s Multivitamin — from Responsible Man, The Daily Wire’s answer to the dad bod-industrial complex.

This is the supplement for men who build things, lead families, and occasionally lift heavy objects without making TikToks about it. Each Emerson Tin is packed with nutrients, testosterone-friendly ingredients, and zero woke nonsense.

Holiday Deals:

• Thanksgiving Special: 60% OFF your first shipment — just $15.99 (Code: THANKFUL).

Because being thankful for your health is great — but being jacked and grateful is better.

???? Final Thoughts: Give Boldly. Live Freely.

This Christmas, skip the generic gifts and buy from brands that actually share your values — not lecture you about theirs. Whether you’re shaving like a patriot, lighting a candle that smells like courage, fueling your health with Emerson Vitamins, or gifting cigars that make memories, every purchase sends a message:

The culture war doesn’t take holidays off — and neither should your shopping cart.